Monday, 8 October 2012

INVASION: YARM

Worth The Trip

Well that happened.

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Ok...perhaps not but I spent a great deal of time...

  1. Getting drunk (quietly I hope)
  2. Being drunk (ditto)
  3. Asleep in the pub/casino
  4. Asleep in the hotel
  5. Awake in the hotel (but regretting it)
  6. Hungover

I could expound..and probably will at some point but I'm kinda slammed at work at the moment..and I'm not used to that.

Things I've learned from visiting Yarm..

Phil TC will actually give up his bed for you. 

When Phil offered me a bed for the night I didn't realise he was doing this and I didn't learn it was his until after I'd left his abode. Frankly, I'm blown away by the hospitality of the man.

Hugs!

Phil has the bounciest, cutest and most adorable dog

I like dogs but Bonnie is the bees patellas.

More Hugs!

Lucy Amos is cuter and nicer than Bonnie

I'm not surprised they've kept her to themselves...gits.

Super Hugs!

Beer makes me sleepy

Fair enough...this isn't news to me but sheesh, I was tired all the time. It must be the northern air...or something.

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Chezger Visit - Saturday

First Dragons, Then Fish...Now That Damned Bear!

I thought I was safe here in the wilds of Cheshire but OHHH NO….not on your life. Somehow "Ursus Imbibus" had tracked me down…and he wasn't happy about it. Suffice it to say that my sleep was disturbed. A restful night it was not and I could tell he was super mad about having to come to Cheshire because he'd smacked me in the head extra hard.

It took me more than a few hours and a couple of cups of coffee to get my brain even close to working right. However, I managed to get myself together enough to make my way out for lunch.

I had to get petrol so I drove down to the Sainsbury's near the Cheshire Oaks shopping centre and popped into the Old Hall Farm pub.

However, the place was rather busy and the menu wasn't quite what I was looking for. I fell back on an old favourite and headed over to The Rake (a Hungry Horse pub) a short distance away.

I order the all Day Breakfast and a pint. It took me the best part of an hour to finish the pint. The food took substantially less.

In due course, I parked up outside of Chezger and made my way inside being the first to arrive. I declined another beer and Ger and I sat outside and whiled away the time as the remainder of the field made their arrivals.

Game time rolled around and I had a couple more beers and was starting to feel better. However, this did not help my play and I left the fray in the first few making a move with AK that was torn a new one by AA.

GG Paulie….you fish!

Left pretty much to my own devices (don't you just hate being one of the first out?) I ended up sitting watching X-Factor…something I just don't do.

However, it had a soporific effect and after the previous night I wasn't feeling up to snuff. I was hoping to get a small PLO8 game going but the action going on in the converted garage was some crazy version of cards that I'd never heard of; 11-card double flop Omaha I think.

Not my cup of tea.

Although it was my earnest wish to enjoy the weekend, I was dog tired and I had a long drive the next day so I regretfully called it a night before midnight. I made by goodbyes to Ger, Phil, Stu, JP and a few others and drove back to my lodgings.

In the morning after a proper night's sleep I made the straight run back to home in three and a quarter hours (Avg 68.9mph, I just worked out)…I may have bent a couple of speed limits there.

Yarm next….Lord help me

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Chezger Visit - Friday

Here Be Dragons...and Fish

Say what you like about Ger (and you can, he won't mind) but the last thing you could call him is inhospitable. Inviting nearly 40 people to one's suburban home for a monster beer fest (and a purely incidental poker game) is something I suspect most of us would think a few dozen times about. Ger didn't even think twice.

The calendar and distance have always mitigated me away from attending (since I've known the man) but when the offer came this time I snapped his hand off.

When the day came, I left home around 10.15 for the drive to the unknown regions of Ellesmere Port.  Google Maps wasn't much help, just a blank space with "Here Be Dragons".

Fortunately, my satnav app was a little more helpful. I left home around 10.15 in no special rush. I'd planned to take it easy on the drive up and arrive around 3pm. I had no trouble on the motorway and the M6 Toll was, once again, a joy to drive. Well worth the £5.50.

I stopped, as planned, at Norton Canes at the northern end of the M6 Toll for a cup of tea, a lovely Double Chocolate Muffin and a 'comfort' stop after a couple of  hours.

Suitably refreshed, I headed off again but as soon as I'd left the Toll Road the clouds rolled in as though I had entered Mordor. The rain began and the traffic began to slow.

Rolling past Stoke I had a good gauge of how long the drive would be at the end of November which was handy. I reckon it's about the same rough distance for me as Nottingham. A couple of hours or so during the day should be no problem.

Although progress was slow as the M6 joined the M56, once I was past it, I was on the move again and rolled into the Premier Inn (Wirral – Two Mills) [known locally as the Tudor Rose after the Brewer's Fayre pub attached] bang on 3 o'clock.

Part one of the travel plan accomplished. I'd barely sat down and plugged in the laptop before Ger is on the phone wanting to know if I've arrived. I indicated that I was and I was in the bar a couple of minutes later when the Ellesmere Port Mafia turned up with Glen Laming in tow.

I got a round in which didn't last long and soon we were off for some scran. We piled into Carl's car and headed a couple of miles down to The Wheatsheaf Inn for a very nice carvery meal.

After that, we made our way back to Chezger. When Ger offered me a Fresca I was expecting this…

but instead was handed this…

Oh well, I hate to say no…but I should have.

Before long it was time to head over to the Whitby Sports & Social Club (ex-the Shell Club) but known APAT-wide as 'The Aquarium' which is a great venue for the local community.

All the stories are true. I donked out to Carl pretty early on and had a couple more beers while waiting for the action to end.

If you can take the variance, I guess you could call it a laugh but the game setup is wrong for proper poker.

They only get 4 hours of play at most as the club has to close. To make matters worse, the starting stack is a ridiculous 20,000. Then again, the blinds start (IIRC) at 100/200.

This means the blinds are 14 minutes (why not 15 minutes?) and the blind structure is steeper than the side of K2.

I seriously think they would be better off running a shootout format of 3 - 4 tables (with small stacks) taking 2 from each and making a final table out of that.

Whatever, it's their game and if they are happy with it…!

By the time midnight had rolled around I was pretty tired. Ger had called cabs but they took an age to arrive. As it was, I tried to hijack one to continue on to my hotel but the Irritating Man had snaffled it first.

No matter, another was called and I was back into my hotel room by 1am.

A good night…I thought.

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

APAT ECOAP 2012 (iv)

Monday

I don’t remember too much of Sunday other than the deserving win of Carl Pilgrim in the Main Event. Along with other final tablists and winners this series was one for the APAT core supporters.

For me, it was the usual. Get out of bed late, wander over to The Water’s Edge for a (very) late breakfast before heading over to DTD for my final event, the Pot Limit Omaha.

I swear that this should be my strongest event (I even finished 3rd once in an APAT Omaha event) but you just can’t win if you don’t get the cards.

I know I was basically card dead for HUGE stretches of time and even though the ever lovely Phil TC was at my table to take advantage I never say a flop that connected even remotely with my hand.

As it was, I finally got something I considered a proper Omaha hand (89TT) so late that once I’d re-potted a serial pre-flop raiser, we just go the chips in.

As it turned out, his expected bug pair (KKxx) SHOULD have been behind but the flop, turn and river missed me by a mile and that was that for me, somewhere in midfield.

I helped with the updating for a while at the end but with a reasonable drive the next morning, I didn’t want to hang around for too long. I’m not entirely sure I held out to the end, I THINK so, but that might be my brain editing history to make me feel better.

Carl was a deserving winner regardless.

I crashed at a reasonable hour.

Can’t do Glasgow, but I have the ChezGer home game and a visit to the Stockton Massive coming up. The break between mid-October and Stoke at the end of November will give my liver a chance to recover.

Monday, 27 August 2012

APAT ECOAP 2012 (iii)

Sunday

Well, Sunday was always going to be a down/rest day for me. I hadn’t bought into the Main Event for purely economic reasons although I would probably have tried to alternate if I had binked decently in the previous couple of events. However, I hadn’t so I could take it easy.

I had another late morning start since I had no over-riding reason to get out of the hotel before noon. Despite a number of people saying they were ‘up’ for a trip to Hooters there was paucity of actual physical presences when I wandered out into the Nottingham daylight.

Obviously the first port of call was The Water’s Edge and even there I appeared to be the first one in. Ah, the youth of today…lightweights, all of them.

So, I ordered up my pint and sat outside as the sun tried to inch its way from behind the clouds. I didn’t have to sit there too long. Obviously my social media interactions had prompted the masses to follow my example and venture out into the environs of the Castle Marina.

Before long we were many fold (including Jaxie...of which more later), beers and burgers were being inhaled and it was a very pleasant sojourn in the arms of Greene King. However, in due course, the siren song of the APAT ECOAP Main Event called to my comrades and I reluctantly left them to make their way over while I transferred from the Holiday Inn to the somewhat less inviting Premier Inn.

Fair enough, I’ve never had any problems at Premier Inns...they are a significant step above Travelodge. Sure, you pay for what you get but if you go in knowing that then I don’t have a problem.

I was a tad annoyed that the much touted ‘Free Wi-Fi’ (which was placarded everywhere in BIG signage) was, in fact, only free for 30 minutes, only £3 a day (I think) after that but a disappointment nevertheless. Not that I needed it, I have mobile internet (and a backup) so I was sorted either way.

Getting checked in and sorted didn’t take too long, the PI Castle Marina only has about 40 rooms, so I was free and clear by 3pm. My basic plan was to head over to the Showcase cinema on the Redfield estate and see what was offered.

On arrival I had plenty of time before my preference (The Dark Knight Rises) was due to start for I took the opportunity for a spot of lunch at Chiquito’s. Very nice too, free Wi-Fi (with sign-up) and quite tasty.

I can’t say the final (?) movie of Nolan’s Batman Trilogy blew me away but it was a top level finale to the series.

That’s enough of that; let’s get on with the show. Fed and entertained, I made my way over to DTD, arriving around 7pm (perhaps a little later) and immediately took a seat at the updating desk. Tighty was in full flow adding his particular brand of humour to the update thread.

Whatever the situation, it’s my personal view that APAT (as an organisation and community) is going to sorely miss Tighty and his work. His updating skills are legendary and I’m very pleased that he’s found a niche in this arena with both Sky Poker and DTD.

In the absence of anything else to do (the Main Event was only a few hours old), I plunked myself down in front of a free monitor and keyboard and added my meagre efforts to the updates. It was handy having the screen etc. available at the update desk, I had my netbook in the car but it’s a little ‘compact’ for proper work.

Time wore on; I had a drink or two, commiserated with bust-outs and celebrated with those who were still in. I resisted the blandishments of Laxie, Jack, Curlarge and senior (sundry) members of the Stockton Massive to head out to the infamous Chambers Karaoke bar in downtown Nottingham.

Firstly, although I think I have a decent singing voice, I’m way too reserved to ever get up on stage and expose myself to ridicule and, secondly, I could see where this was headed.

Frankly, I can’t recall what the time was when the first stragglers started making their way back to DTD. It might have been before midnight but I’m not entirely sure. I was having ‘fun’ (if that’s the right word) adding my poor efforts to the updates.

Reports started coming in once they made their way back though. Sure enough, certain members of the expedition had made full use of the beverage facilities although, it appeared, their ability to remain conscious had been severely impaired.

Sure enough, Jack had, once again, fallen asleep in the lavatorial area of the entertainment facility and there was a reasonable chance of him suffering a concussion from the door hitting him in the head as he lay on the bathroom floor when the security staff kicked it in.

Hang on a second…this has always been something that confused me. People over-imbibing has to be a fairly often occurrence and falling asleep &/or being out of it in toilet stalls equally frequent. Why don’t pubs/bars have some sort of key that can open the stall door from the outside?

The increased cost of the locks has to be massively outweighed by the cost of repairing a kicked-in door…No?

Whatever, the party (what was left of it) made their way back and were telling tales of the exploits of the ‘weaker’ members. Little did they know what awaited them!

I helped with the updating until the end of level 12 or 13 and decided to call it a night. I think it was around 1.30 am… an early night for a change or, at least, earlier than the past two.

The drive back to the Premier Inn was uneventful…job done.